Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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