just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
