I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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