This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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