you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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