Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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