I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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