youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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