It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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