Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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