I think im going to throw up on grandma
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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