you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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