The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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