you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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