dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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