Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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