yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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