She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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