Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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