would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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