Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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