we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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