everyone is single if you try hard enough
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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