I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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