i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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