how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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