Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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