Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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