hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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