Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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