If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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