I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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