it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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