What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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