So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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