I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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