I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Let's paint friendship bongs
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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