when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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