Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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