he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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