we're blogging at a bar
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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