The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
the condom got lost in my hair
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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