Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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