Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
