East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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