Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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