So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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