i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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