yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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