I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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