You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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