I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize