just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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