David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I love having hate sex.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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