Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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