I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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